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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Nike Quietly Re-Signs Dog Torturer Vick
















Michael Vick the dog warrior was re-signed by Nike today. What next, Air Vick sneakers? Only in this country do we reward sociopathic over-employed  sanitation workers. I wonder what would have happened if Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer could throw 100 mph fast balls or pass for 500 yards a game? My guess is that they'd still be alive.

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2 comments:

  1. Michael Vick replica jersey: $80

    Nike football cleats: $130

    Putting Michael Vick in a steel cage with the dogs he abused after coating him in beef fat: PRICELESS

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  2. Beef fat? Man, I don't know if that would work well, but I am not a dog person per se. May be swab him down with fresh cut steaks? Let them get the smell of blood.

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