Sunday, January 04, 2009

Apple Parodies



This made me feel back home. Fucking eh. 





This is for all my secessionist friends:





And Eric et al, have a little chuckle, I am sure Bint and hector would like this:



Thank you for reading this blog. 

10 comments:

Eric Dondero said...

First one is the best.

Second one loses credibility, cause the guy already has a Canadian accent. So, he could be a phony.

The Right Guy said...

Nah, it's put on. The guy's a weenie. I have a friend who moved to Australia. Married one and now he sounds like them after 7 years. WTF? He even would be liberal by our standards, but over there he is moderate. I love Aussies and Kiwis, but their politics are Farkockt.

William said...

Hell, I'm not from New York, and I sound like this guy. Sans accent, of course.

William said...

The second asshole is not a weenie, in that he did what he said he would do, which is move to Canada. I just wish Hollweird retards would have the temerity to follow through with their same promises back in 2004.

I'm happy this effeminate little turd is content with Canada. I'm also happy he made the decision to get out of our country, as he is one less leftist we have to deal with on the home front.

The Right Guy said...

I sound like him, at least sometimes, particularly if I have ben on the phone with family or have gone back to visit. My "Here" sounds like "heah". I usually get looks when I use that word...

The Right Guy said...

He says he got there when he was 21. How much credit hassles could he have had by then? Then again... Also, Eric thought his accent was phony. This was made in 2004 and he got to canada in 1996. 8 years might do it, but I still say he's laying it on. William: If not a weanie, then what? Hollytard?

Héctor said...

" I just wish Hollweird retards would have the temerity to follow through with their same promises back in 2004"
How about Dondero's word to move to China if Obama won? =P

The Right Guy said...

I can't speak for Eric, or the Hollytards, but to be honest, there are few places I could go or would go. In fact, things would have to get a lot worse. May be I/we would be better off fighting. We haven't had a good ass kicking on our own soil for a while. Since the Civil War. I Hector, do I assume you aprove of John from Canada?

Héctor said...

I've never been to Canada, but it looks like I'd live very comfortably in there. But then again, I can live comfortably almost anywhere.
Who do you think would win if there was a Civil War between Democrat and Republican states?

Totally offtopic, do you know if the US ever considered German as the official language?

The Right Guy said...

Hector:
There is a difference to living comfortable and living free, which I have yet to do. My prerequisites are freedom to self protection through firearms ownership, particularly John Brownings designs, and freedom from unwanted obligations. Self-determination isn't well respected in Canada, although I like the people, at least in the English speaking parts, but it wouldn't be my first choice. As far as the republicans vs democrats, man to man, republicans, but if you are talking democrat federal government against a republican state, that would be different. As for your last question, Nicht spreche deutsch sehr gut. It's a myth.

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